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Thursday, October 18, 2012

Bristol is turning 22 today and she is drowning her sorrows in wine coolers

Tuesday night she and Mark Ballas were eliminated from DTWS so I'm sure a certain fridge in Wasilla ended up dented, and Bristol retreated to a tent full of wine coolers.


For someone who is 22 she has the mental and emotional capacity of a 14 year old.

She says her mom is way hotter than Julianne Moore .

Then she plays the sympathy card and claims she is getting death threats.

And after she was eliminated she blows off the media.  Sore loser!

Now that she is no longer relevant I have a list of possible careers for her:

Hooker
Porn Star
Model on The Price is Right
Vanna White's job on Wheel of Fortune
Voiceover
Contestant on The Bachelorette or Bachelor (stock up on rubbers Bachelors)

HAPPY FUCKIN' BIRTHDAY BRISTOL YOU HOE!




27 comments:

  1. she really turns 21 today and now the truth can be revealed because she's no longer a minor

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  2. She wasn't a minor 3 or 4 years ago when she turned 18.

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    1. That sweetie is a matter of opinion.

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  3. She certainly has been a window into the creation of the Tundra Turd! That apple didn't fall far from the tree.

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  4. Thank GOD they finally cut her untalented a**. She had no business being there anyway. She is NO "star". Not by a long shot.
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    Her mom even missed the debate to be there that night - could this possibly mean Sarah is actually starting to realize how irrelevant she's become? But I'm sure that won't stop her from spewing crap about Obama's debate performance on faux news.

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    1. hahahaha, as if Sarah Palin would have actually watched the debate. Although, she would have gladly shown up on Fox to spew some crap about if someone had asked her, despite not watching it.

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  5. I'm glad Bristol has been eleminated from that show for good, I was afraid she'd win thanks to her mother's retarded fans. She can't dance so save her life and she's not talented whatsoever. She must be crying like a baby right now LOL.

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    1. You're entitled to your opinion, but sadly, only you about it. You aren't the center of the universe.

      Here's something to think about. I personally think Kelly Monaco is one of the most boring individuals on television, but I don't sit around trashing her in every way and complaining about her continued presence. It's called maturity. It's also called a TV SHOW.

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    2. @5:54 Troll Alert!! The trash talker is in the building!
      "You're entitled to your opinion, but sadly, only you about it." WTF does that mean?
      Aren't you the one who told SPHASH to use spell checker and proofread? Oh the hypocrisy just oozes from your pores. BTW, what's your point (other than the one on the top of your head), Dope-On-A-Rope?

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    3. Thanks for giving me something to think about, anon 5:54. I feel so much better knowing your opinion of Kelly Monaco and how mature you are for not expressing it.

      What's called maturity? What's called a TV SHOW, by the way? Talk like a grown up instead of an adolescent.

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    4. "She must be crying like a baby right now"

      you know it. She was crying when the credits ran and she was still crying when she was supposed to be interviewed.

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  6. She's 22, been in the limelight for 4 years, active public figure for 3 and you still know nothing about her all because you're obsessive with your personal mythology.


    Keep in mind that one of those interviewers Tuesday night said several contestants booted didn't stay for postshow interviews. But then again, no hate blog like this has ever cared about truth and facts.

    Last I heard she was stoked to finally be heading home to cuddle her newest cousin (her cousin's 3 day old daughter)

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    1. In the words of the asshat Congressman from the great state of South Carolina Krusty...YOU LIE!!!

      Beefy is NOT 22 today! That skank with who is not a lady but a tramp 21 today! And you said the same shit yesterday on IM's about Beefy hot footing back to the Swamps of Wasilla to see the latest retarded Palin/Heath...whatever...that was farted into this world! That means ANOTHER loser born into that family! Poor baby! LOL!!!

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    2. The stalker knows when every Palin baby is born because the stalker is peeking through virtual peep holes.

      And, "by the way," Bristol has done numerous interviews with magazines and television programs, has an autobiography (although not actually written by her), and a failed reality tee vee show. And yet, we know nothing about her?

      So, either she's a complete liar or...what?

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    3. is the cousin married???? lol or is she sucking off the teat of taxpayers like Bristol.

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    4. From Wikipedia Bristol was born Oct 18, 1990.

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    5. AnonymousOctober 18, 2012 1:00 PM

      Wikipedia was changed...Beefy is only 21 today. FACT. LOL!!!

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    6. That's right, Gina. I remember checking the Alaska.Gov webpage in the first few hours after Palin was named. I clearly remember it saying 1991 for Bristol's DOB because my youngest son was born in '91. It's not something I'd have been confused about or forgotten. When they announced she was "17 & pregnant" I went back to check and, voila! Bristol's DOB had been changed to 1990. It was easy enough to do the math and realize the campaign decided that voters could handle a 17 yr. old girl who was pregnant and who would be 18 by the time she gave birth but a 16 yr. old was pushing it for the evangelical crowd.

      Reading several books about Palin, it was easy enough to put the timeline together and realize that Bristol joined them year following her miscarriage puts her DOB in '91 and that's according to Sarah's own words.

      So, in reality, it's "Happy 21st" but she still acts like an immature teen. What a sorry excuse for a "star" she was to have ever been included on DWTS. Loved hearing Mama Palin wasn't happy about her being booted off. Little does she realize that Vote for the Worst kept her ass on the show, not her ever-shrinking following of Palinbots.

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  7. 5:51..Is the cousin married..is this the one who looks like Bristol-only prettier.

    5:54 But Kelly is on a dance show, works hard at practice and SHE CAN DANCE..Bristol is not a star and can't dance to save her life because she's to lazy to do the work and Mark has to dumb the dances down for her!

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  8. LevidumpedthepalinsOctober 18, 2012 at 12:30 PM

    The most delicious part of this defeat is none of the Palins or Palinbots can whine about Bristol losing to a couple with a lower score.

    Kirstie Alley looks so much younger than Bristol it´s not funny.

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    1. I think it's hilarious the way WFTW took control and pwned the whole BS Bristol voting operation. Bristol had her polls outpimped for once.

      It also proves to all the bots that they were not in control after all. Even if Bristol knew in advance she was eliminated, the bots didn't. (If they ever find out that Bristol knew and 'forgot' to tell them- no matter what the contracts said..lol) They now know they are not able to do what they thought they could. lol.

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  9. Sorry, Bristol isn't qualified for Vanna White's job. She can't spell.

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  10. Time for that loser to pack and go back to Wasilla and raise that bratty son of hers.

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  11. She was on The View this morning with Mark Ballas and they wished her a happy birthday and talked about DWTS for a while but nothing dramatic. Babs did ask whether she thought her Mother's fans were voting for her and she said yes she did but she can't escape that because she is a Palin. Sherri said she felt sorry for her and Mark because they weren't picked for the group dance and he made a joke about taking retribution on his lifelong friend Derek Hough.

    They did mention her dramatic weight loss and asked about Levi, which Bristol said she was tired of being asked about, and then said their situation was as it always has been with her "raising Tripp alone", which isn't exactly true as she had said that Levi was going to have more visitation. Anyway, she looked great but was her usual boring self.

    Here's the vid if anyone cares:

    http://theview.abc.go.com/video/bristol-palin-and-mark-ballas-after-elimination

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  12. And tell me, Dope-On-A-Rope, what has Bitchtol done that is note-worthy? Spread her legs in a tent? Get re-virginated? Bwaahaahaa, that one cracks me up every time. Abused her son? Trashed his father? I mean really, why would ANYONE think Bitchtol deserved anything she hasn't really worked to get? And yet, you defend her and her mother who is one of the most vicious, vindictive, and ignorant people in the public eye. Anybody who posts on this site has far better character than either Tundra Turd or Baby Turd will ever have.

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  13. Also, remember last year when she was being filmed in the bar? Most people were asking why she was in the bar when she was under age.

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