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Friday, October 5, 2012

One year ago today

Sarah made her big announcement. And now she is irrelevant. Sucks to be her.

The GOP told her to fuck off and don't show up at the convention.

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  1. Totally. And now the family is so desperate for attention they are faking death threats and sending themselves fake bomb packages AGAIN. Did Bristol really think we had forgotten about the last time she pulled that stunt on DWTS? Good grief! Since when does the victim announce the death threat and arrival of a suspicious package? Seems to me, the investigating agency puts it all under wraps while investigating and then holds a press conference to release minimal information. If Bitchtol is the one making the announcement, the police and FBI must be rolling their eyes and not taking it seriously.

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    1. LevidumpedthepalinsOctober 5, 2012 at 11:50 AM

      This fake threat has ¨Kristy¨ written all over it.

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  2. Oh noes!! Dope On A Rope hasn't shown up! Do you suppose her family staged an intervention?? More likely her internet is out.

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    1. I"m guessing she's busy voting for Bristol on DWTS over and over and over again.

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  3. It still makes me laugh to remember the day that Sarah abandoned her campaign for President after the hordes of people who were supposed to chase her bus and beg her to save America decided to stay home in case Paul Revere was out in the street shooting shots. I hope they're crying tears of blood at the Zoo and wildly donating to GimmePAC today.

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  4. What I remember also was she abandoned Fox News to announce it, instead going on Mark Levine's radio show! Too funny! But, her big news was overshadowed by the death of Steve Jobs that day, so that had to piss her off..

    But, then what was it she told Greta Van whatever, "Do I really need a title? What would having a title mean?" Jon Stewart had a field day with those remarks. Basically, "You'd be the leader of the free world, the president of the United States of America!"

    She's such a dipshit. She knew all along she didn't have what it takes to mount a campaign, stick with it through debates, etc. but she led her sheep to believe she was really going to get in the race for as long as she could until campaign rules ended her little charade. But she still hawking her wares to knuckle-dragging neanderthals and they eat it up and send her money. Unbelievable.

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  5. I think she didn't run because of her tax loophole scandal.

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  6. Bristol thinks her mom is hotter than Julianne Moore! Sore losers

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