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Thursday, December 27, 2012

Dylvan Klovig and his relationship to the Palins


This is the only picture of Dylan I could find.

I don't know much about Klovig and the ship incident in Juneau.  Can someone fill me in?  Thanks.  All I know is that he was a friend of Bristols.

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  1. So which one is Dylan?

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    1. The one that is circled in white.

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    2. oh duh! Color me stupid.

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  2. Also, I believe his name is Dylan Kolvig not Dylvan Klovig. From what I can find, Malia Littman procured the accident report and "cause of accident" is blank on the Coast Guard form. His father was a policeman at the time, his mother a judicial clerk, and Bristol's mom was governor. I'm sure anything pertinent was destroyed.

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    1. Those first two things would be enough to hide something. Don't falsely attribute two teens who weren't even close friends in something you and even most Juneau residents know nothing about. I've been to Juneau. It's a nasty place where false rumors fly like in any Capitol city. Typical. GRAIN OF SALT.

      You of all people do not need to add to the pile of lies told by stupid gawkers and bloggers who know nothing of what they write about. Gryphen already has gotten major things incorrect just from bad sources. Re:vandalism is one big blog lie. Btw, that party was not a big deal and no one was punished. The 3 male party throwers brag about their awesome party to this day. Remember, lies travel small communities like wildfire. There isn't one Valley resident (or any small town citizen) who's been the victim of malicious lying. It's not a Palin thing. It's a small town, small minds thing.

      I suggest you learn this and NOT feed it. CHOOSE to act like a mature adult and not discuss thngs you know nothing about.

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    2. Uh ok. Got under your skin, did I? I was reporting on what I found period. You, on the other hand, are reporting rumors and bloviating. Take your head out of your ass and get a better view of life. It would also be helpful to you if you could find a way to raise your IQ about three feet above your ass, Dope On A Rope. Bless your heart you little troll.

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    3. BTW, dumbass uneducated troll, your first two paragraphs make no sense. Do you have any clue about syntax and grammar.

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    4. Wow, troll at 1:15 pm...you libel residents of cities, you libel small towns...obviously you're so full of hatred that you hate everyone. Likely starting with yourself.

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  3. Dylan was implicated (caught on video) in a gas theft with an admitted heroin addict. A Juneau commentor said that Dylan had been through rehab several times.

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  4. My lack of mad skillz will not allow me to take a good, close look at Dylan's ears...

    Looks like his earlobes MAY be "attached", though. Like Trig's.

    I was always struck be the similarity of Trig's unusual name to the spelling of Dylan's last name...
    Trig/Kolvig

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    1. REAAAAACCCCHHHHING. Wow, I think you need a vacation. You sound like you're going mental. Too many cooks spoil any honest efforts of truth. You're all a big reason there are so many lies. Ignorant (any outsider) opinion never helps a quest.

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    2. Are you okay?

      I just had a vacation. Maybe since you're such an insider, you can tell us how to proceed on this quest.

      REACHING ALERT...Here's how I would cook up Dylan's part in this recipe:

      When Bristol moved to Juneau, she was in the early weeks of her first pregnancy, carrying the son of Levi Johnston. She started hanging out with some kids in Juneau, one of whom was Dylan. Maybe Bristol and Dylan hooked up a few times. Bristol probably was afraid to tell her mother that she was pregnant, and some days she may have even been able to forget about it herself. She partied too much, didn't eat right, had no pre-natal observation, and behaved like a somewhat wild teenager. Eventually, the situation must have come to a head of some kind, the Governor found out, and Bristol was whisked home to Wasilla, or to live with her aunt.

      So where did Dylan get involved, you ask? I think Dylan used an acne medication that may have been either borrowed, and used, by Bristol; or, this medication came into indirect, but hazardous contact with Bristol at a very critical time in her pregnancy with Trig. I believe that this medication may even have caused Trig's medical condition. Dylan's other appearance in the saga? I believe he may have been on the scene when the situation came to a head.

      Or, who knows? Maybe Dylan is Trig's father.

      How's that for reaching?

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    3. Don't reach over into suggesting causes for Down syndrome: no one knows, there is no correlation with the usual suspected causes, beyond DNA damage, which happens more often as we age, but happens to the young as well. Lots of MDs, scientists, parents, and others would surely jump on any hint that we see a cause, but no reputable entity sees a cause.

      On the other hand, re the final reach in your comment, the question of Trig's biofather (assuming we know the mother, which is not an assumption I make or find useful): whenever this comes up, my thoughts turn to the supposed amniocentesis. A procedure that is rarely done if one is not going to act on the results (i.e., abort), so we assume anti-choice people would not do this nonzero-risk, invasive procedure. The fact that Palin said it was done in a way-too-early week of the pregnancy. The idea that the DNA harvested can be used to determine paternity before birth, for those who can't wait. In honor of the weirdness of the whole package, let me add another "reach": what if there was no amnio but SP said there was, faked some results, so she could collar unsuspecting and guileless Levi into being the officially named father, rather than other candidates, including the one discussed here.

      What I'd love to know is whether Levi has ponied up the few hundred bucks, has done a cheek swab on the various children stated to be his, and has gotten an independent datapoint on it. I bet he has. And he knows. But we do not. Nor do we need to. Knowing that SP was not pregnant as stated, hoaxed us, is the public issue. The rest is just noise.

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    4. 9:39
      Bullshit on your amniocentesis comment. The procedure can prepare parents for a malformed or at-risk baby. It also can identify problems that can be fixed in-utero, you dumbass. Many, many people have them for a variety of reasons. Your sanctimonious attitude makes you stupid beyond belief. Once again, I pray you don't have kids.

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    5. Agree, WakeUp,

      And probably especially when a teenage mother, who has just given birth to a infant with a chromosomal abnormality, quickly becomes impregnated for a second time.

      If I had been her parent, I think that I might have insisted on the amniocentesis, as well as proper pre-natal care.

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  5. Here's a link where the ship incident is discussed in the comments
    http://malialitman.wordpress.com/2011/06/22/bristol-is-no-longer-off-limits/

    Searching IM blog, I learned MV Pacifica burned and sank in Juneau Harbor on March 16, 2007.

    "There was another boat, the "Cheeky B" that sunk in the slip next to the Pacifica on the same night/morning..."
    http://sarahpalinhasaserpentsheart.blogspot.com/2011/09/track-palin-did-not-graduate-from-high.html

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  6. Huh? Bristol and Dylan were not in the same close circle. She named all her close Juneau friends in her book, and she's still friends with all of them. Remember, rumor mills add FAR MORE lies than truth. Just because a person talks to or associates with another person briefly doesn't mean they're close. Don't pervert a great time in Juneau with your nasty blog behavior SPHASH. And don't slander private people who've NEVER been "officially" connected to anything in the public realm. You will never know people youve or will never meet.

    I will never understand why a group of so-called adults enjoy living in the fabricated pasts of strangers. Yesterday doesn't even matter to most people. Live is about the PRESENT.

    I suggest you make the most of your life so you have no regrets when you die. :)

    Take care, Bless

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    1. Oh those darned so-called adults. They just can't please you, can they? And what's with the Take care, Bless shit? You hate us!

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    2. You are the same Palin Ass Kissing TROLL from all of the Blogs. Get a life and tell your Idols(PALINS) to GET MARRIED PRIOR TO HAVING BABIES!!! What is Willow's new Baby's name? When is Bristol's new Love Child(JUNKER) due? Bristol has gained more Preggo weight again. Family Values? Has Todd 'RETIRED' from PIMPING? Give us some answers, Palin know-it-all.

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    3. "I will never understand why a group of so-called adults enjoy living in the fabricated pasts of strangers. Yesterday doesn't even matter to most people. Live is about the PRESENT."

      Oh the hypocrisy just burns. I will never understand why you never follow your own advice. I will never understand your obsession here. But most of all, I will never understand why you think you have something important or useful to say. Like all Palins and Palin-bots, you're ignorant and a waste of skin. Bless your heart. Carry on.

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  7. Dylan Kolvig is TRi-G's biological dad. Check out Kolvig's ears also too.

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  8. The Palins can't let anything rest. Gotta refudiate every comment no matter what. Right, blessed dude?

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  9. Bristol was 'CHILLIN' WITH DYLAN, and contracted 9 month MONO. Having to drop out of High School, Bristol was sent to her Aunt's. It looks like Willow followed in Bristol's footsteps, with 9 month MONO. Babies in that Family are Top Secret Records, not for Public Consumption. Were there ever any Photographs of Bristol or Willow at the Hospital with their NEWBORNS? Just like their Mother.

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  10. "Bristol was 'CHILLIN' WITH DYLAN, and contracted 9 month MONO"
    ROFLMAO
    Was that before or after she was re-virginated the first time?

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