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Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Sarah Palin can't do anything



Can't win a state beauty contest.
Can't run a family car wash.
Can't govern a city or state without her husband getting involved.
Can't build a hockey rink.
Can't practice better hygiene
Can't run a dairy
Can't run the smallest populated state in the union.
Can't keep her children virgins before marriage.
Can't tell you about the Bush Doctrine
Can't keep her kids in high school.
Can't build a bridge to nowhere
Can't get her kids into college.
Can't buy her own family's clothes for the 2008 RNC.
Can't tell you what she reads.
Can't tell you what a vice president does
Can't stay a virgin until marriage
Can't keep her kids from breaking the law
Can't keep her mouth shut
Can't stay out of her sister's business
Can't keep her hands off black basketball players

52 comments:

  1. Can't keep a contract with Fox.
    Can't stop taking Laxatives.

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    1. Can't control her trolls.
      Can't tell the truth no matter how trivial.
      Can't remember her lies. Tells several versions of each lie.

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    2. Can't tell the truth about her babies birth.
      Can't teach her children not to lie.

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    3. LevidumpedthepalinsJanuary 16, 2013 at 10:52 AM

      Can´t figure out her shoe size.
      Can´t put a wig on straight.
      Can´t answer questions at a press conference.
      Can´t answer questions given to her in advance.
      Can´t get a phone call from President Obama.
      Can´t get a phone call from Michelle Obama.
      Can´t get a phone call from Romney.
      Can´t get a phone call from Ryan.
      Can´t get a phone call from Hollywood.

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    4. Can't even try to meet President Obama without getting blocked by Joe Lieberman (one of my favorite Palin moments).

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    5. Can't reload her gun, Creepy Chucky had to do it for her!

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  2. And the list goes on....What can she do?? Lie and play the victim card!! Seriously, that's about all she CAN do!! She's pathetic, just like Krazy Krusty!!

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  3. Oh the slander, it keeps on coming. I see you're a God-like creature now, perfect in every way. I see you are childless and cannot relate to the average parent. I see you were never taught that one should never judge people when they don't know them. I see you were never taught not to spread lies about others.

    Funny that Sarah is the last person who'd admit she's perfect, and has said the opposite many times, including in her book.

    YOURE the only one who calls her perfect.

    Get a life.

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    1. Shit-For-brains,
      STEP AWAY FROM THE CRACK PIPE!
      If you're going to rant, please do get it right. Libel is defamation by printed word, and slander is spoken. As often as you have been told, you still are unable to get that simple little thing right.

      BTW, do you know SPHASH? No? Then stop judging her when you don't know her. Fucking mentally ill hypocrite. Get a life yourself. A real life and a real job.

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    2. Don't judge people you don't know, Ms. Hypocrite. That includes judging Sarah Palin as someone that anyone should admire. You don't know her.

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    3. Actually, Baldy's whole VP schtick was that she, a woman from the "Alaassssskuh backwoods", was better than anyone else to be VP of the USA. She can't even run her own life, and she wanted people to think she was capable of being one heartbeat away from running the USA? Ridiculous.

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    4. Um, dumbass,

      NOBODY called her "perfect"...

      Nobody is perfect.

      So why does Sarah Lie, and teach her children to lie and slander?

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    5. @5:19
      Why does Sarah teach her trolls to lie, slander, and libel?

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  4. 3:11 Preach this to Sarah Palin. How many times has she insulted the President and his family? People are tired of hearing her inciting racism, when she has been a FAILURE at everything she has tried. Her looks are gone, now she has to face her many, many failures both in her family with their numerous illegitimate babies and her "career". The woman has NOTHING going for her without her looks.

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    1. Mainstream America is tired of ignorant assholes alleging someone is racist just because they choose to think for themselves and not go along with a President's blatant lies And Sarah's never said a bad word about Obama as a person. She questioned his change of heart on gay marriage and his reason for it. ie he used his children. If she said thats he spoke to one of Willow's school friends, one of whom is a gay man and said she's now changed her mind over the former religious reasons she believed in only straight marriages, you would DEFINITELY scream "she's using her children." And it sounds like you're projecting just a tad Anon 3:19. I mean, obviously this woman's liked by people she meets on a daily basis because of something. her oldest true friends whom aren't jealous still support her. You need a life and to stop fabricating details in another's.

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    2. She's even said, verbatim, "President Obama has a wonderful family."

      Questioning a politician's record doesn't mean one has a right to discuss their personal lives. It's creepy when bloggers do that and makes people into victims. Sarah's definitely a victim of the left. But, at the end of the day, she has a beautiful family, whom all have jobs, goals, a lovely smart grandson whose eyes shine with love and happiness, and a perfect little native-looking baby born a year and a half ago. Beautiful. How many can say they see not only their immediate family everyday, but extended? how many can say their family members are always there for each other, whether it's Molly who houses billet players from the lower 48 or heather's youngest son? Or Heather who helps her sister out when she and her husband were desperately trying to be active parents in cooling their daughter's relationship?

      Jealous of this?

      You could have that too. You don't need to slander people because they have the support system you want and despite fame, they still have their oldest friends.

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    3. 3:30 AND 3:38
      You have raised writing run-ons to an art form! Wow! I have never seen anything like that before! Problem is, WTF are you trying to say with that word salad? That you, Tundra Turd?

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    4. "A perfect little native-looking baby"

      What the FUCK? I'm guessing you are trying to convince everyone that Track actually has "native blood," but holy SHIT that is an statement is outright RACIST.

      You do yourself and the Palins no favors by continuing to defend them in this manner. I spend maybe an hour a week reading the blogs and commenting here and there about them. You seem to spend every waking moment doing so on multiple blogs. I'm not going to say "get a life," because that's obvious. I'll say "get some help" because you really need it.

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    5. She has "a perfect little native-looking baby born a year and a half ago. "???????
      Track's baby does NOT look native at all... Sooooo.... Are you talking about the DWTS baby of Bri$tol????

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    6. How does a child from 2 blonde parents look 'NATIVE'? Britta should give the Palins their 'HUSH MONEY' back and tell Bristol to care for her own DWTS baby. Why did 'CAIN'T GET RIGHT'Track bail out of his 'Relationship' with Britta so fast? Is he as Mentally challenged as Sarah and Bristol? How old is Willow's Baby? Come on 'KNOW-IT-ALL' give up the INFO.
      Is Track 'CAIN'T GET RIGHT' in the Sex Trafficking Business with Todd Pimp Daddy now?

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    7. Baldy's family: a felon son who disappeared to the lower 48 for a year while in high school, cut school bus brake lines, then joined the service. A daughter who had a 9-month case of "mono", dropped out of high school, and has had multiple children while still a teen, another daughter who got caught vandalizing a house and drinking underage, and the youngest diva-in-training who thinks it's perfectly okay to shove adults around. Her grandchildren: an out-of-control boy who drops the "f bomb" and plays with fire on camera, a health-impaired boy who nobody is apparently caring for, and the newest one who is dark while her "parents" are fair.

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    8. @3:38
      Since you are known as a liar, would you please provide links proving the Tundra Turd said, "President Obama has a lovely family."

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  5. Can't win a state beauty contest. SHE WAS WELL LIKED, KNOWN AS CORDIAL TO EVERYONE AND IS STILL FRIENDS WITH HER PAGEANTS PARTICIPANTS. ITS CALLED BEING GRACIOUS, SOMETHING IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED TO LOOK UP IN THE DICTIONARY.
    Can't run a family car wash. WAS THIS HER VENTURE? I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE THERE TO WITNESS THIS? YOU GET AROUND

    Can't govern a city or state without her husband getting involved. AHEM, GOV OF CALI AND PRESIDENT CLINTON
    Can't build a hockey rink. ????
    Can't practice better hygiene ????
    Can't run a dairy SHE NEVER WORKED AT A DAIRY. ??????
    Can't run the smallest populated state in the union. OH MY GOODNESS, I AM SO IMPRESSED BY YOUR LIFE'S ACCOMPLISHMENTS SPHASH. YOU ARE DESERVING OF A LEADERSHIPSHIP AWARD FOR DEDICATING YOUR LIFE TO BEING A NICE, NON-JUDGMENTAL PERSON WHO HAS TOUCHED PEOPLE AROUND THE WORLD. OH SORRY, I WAS DREAMING

    Can't keep her children virgins before marriage. WOW SPHASH. YOURE A VIRGIN? SHOCKED. NOT. HER KIDS ARE RESPECTED AND EVEN PRUDISH. THEIR FRIENDS PARENTS LOVE THEM. IE ALMONS AND PAOLETTIS. SOMETIMES IT'S SAD WHEN A RELATIONSHIP DOESN'T WORK OUT WHEN THE TWO INDIVIDUALS GET ALONG WELL WITH THE FAMILIES. HOW MANY KIDS OF HIGHER SOCIAL RANK HAVE DATED AS FEW PEOPLE AS THEY HAVE?

    Can't keep her kids in high school. THE 3 OLDER ONES ARE GRADUATES AND HERE ON THE HONOR ROLL. THAT IS PROVEN BY RECORDS. JUNEAU
    Can't get her kids into college. THEY'RE ALL WORKING AND HAVE SINCE HIGH SCHOOL. DONT JUDGE ALASKANS JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE JEALOUS THERE ARE TEENAGERS WHO MAKE DECENT MONEY AND HAVE MORE THAN YOU DID AT 30.

    Can't buy her own family's clothes for the 2008 RNC. UNFAIR NO? THIS IS COMMON CAMPAIGN PRACTICE SAYS ALL THE STAFFERS
    Can't tell you what she reads. BUT HER STAFF, EVEN THE FALLEN OUT ONES, CAN. JUST BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T WANT THE MEDIA TO SPIN THE HELL OUT OF ONE STATEMENT ABOUT READING SOURCES DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING. LOOK AT HOW OBAMA WAS CRITICIZED FOR READING (OR CARRYING) "LIVING IN A POST-AMERICA WORLD"
    Can't stay a virgin until marriage JEALOUS NO ONE WANTS YOU?
    Can't keep her kids from breaking the law OH YES, SPEEDING TICKETS ARE RARE AND NO ONE EVER GETS THEM.
    Can't stay out of her sister's business LOL, GOD AGAIN ARE YOU?
    Can't keep her hands off black basketball players JEALOUS SHE WAS THE MUSE AND INNOCENT CRUSH OF A NOW SUCCESSFUL BBALL ALL STAR WHO REMEMBERS THAT AS IF IT WERE YESTERDAY?


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    It's sad you have no life and live to spread propaganda, using and manipulating people with no power. It's sad you're an hypocrite. why don't you go research things like A. the controversial people who were appointed to czar positions, in an objective manner. Even former liberals are raising eyebrows. B. the real truth behind the bailout and who took over.

    You shouldn't want to live in ignorance.

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    1. Again,
      STEP AWAY FROM THE CRACK PIPE!! LOL

      You're a hoot! ROFLMAO!

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    2. It's sad you have no life and live to spread propaganda, using and manipulating people with no power. It's sad you're an hypocrite. why don't you go research things like A. the controversial people who were appointed to czar positions, in an objective manner. Even former liberals are raising eyebrows. B. the real truth behind the bailout and who took over."

      Honest to god," were you home-schooled? Did you never learn grammar and punctuation? Do you know how to proofread?

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    3. Please provide proof that Track, Bristol, and Willow were on the honor roles in high school (middle school doesn't count). You say it's "proven," so produce the documents.

      (I think you're having a breakdown. Call your doctor).

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    4. She's come undone...

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    5. LevidumpedthepalinsJanuary 16, 2013 at 10:56 AM

      Crybaby.

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    6. Oh anonymous who is yelling with the caps...lol Sarah....calm down.....or palin family member....first...it is all true about you and you may wish it wasn't....but the girls in the pageant, esp the winner, didn't think you were so nice...lol and about your kids....oh my goodness...it is definitely one of the palins on here.. hehehe

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    7. Crackhead,
      Who on earth are you talking about?

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  6. Anon 3:25
    Hun, please. There is more to life than trying to defend the indefensible. But, since you have chosen to make this task your life's worth:
    Please defend how Sarah's uterus went from Flat at the repub governors meeting March 14 to absolutely huge- ready to pop= in the Gusty photo 4 weeks later, yet Sarah herself says that "she never showed". Then, please defend how a sitting governor in a high risk pregnancy would be attended by a family practice physician, would be induced at a podunk hospital that doesn't "do" high risk births. Defend this in light that this same doctor Had privileges at Providence, which does "do" high risk births and since Palin needed to be "induced" there was plenty of time to do the transfer to that hospital.
    Let's just start there.
    Im sure you will not be able to defend this, just as you ignore Todd's pimping.

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    1. Good points!
      Kristy Krackhead, wait please, I need more popcorn.

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    2. Kristy has basically already admitted in her screeds at one point or another that Sarah is not Trig's biological mother. Even an emotionally-stunted person like Kristy can see that Sarah wasn't pregnant.

      Trying to get Kristy to respond with any substance, let alone change her views, is spitting in the wind.

      She seems to have found a new stalking target in SPHASH. I think it's because Kristy sees SPHASH as "young" (as she's witten many times) and therefore easy to bully...not that SPHASH can be bullied; it's obvious SPHASH can take care of herself.

      Reading Kristy's screeds is staring into the mouth of madness.

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  7. You guys make me laugh out loud. You did it again. You made the little troll's head go bang. Hope all of her "kids" don't see this. Holy moly, trolly, you're going to burst something important. Where the hell are your pills?

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    1. Hahaha, that's what I thought also, too! She busted a gasket!

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  8. I enjoy poking the troll with a stick as much as anyone, but I read this today and thought: what if she winds up one of those people who commit suicide because they're upset about something on the Internet? Because clearly her brain is disordered- it's not normal to be as delusional as she is, especially about the Palins, because there's so much information out there now about how trashy they all are. Maybe the better course would be to simply ban the troll. That wouldn't stop her from reading, of course, but that's her problem.

    Not that I'll totally stop poking sticks at her. I keep wondering if there's any point at which she'll realize she's been an utter delusional fool.

    I felt the same way when my daughter would log on to prolife sites and pretend to be considering abortion, only that was a little scarier because those right-to-lie people are stone killers. I know she had fun, but there was no point ultimately, because for some people, making up their minds is akin to pouring cement.

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    1. Those are my exact sentiments, Ivyfree. She seems to be getting worse. I wish she would be banned from all these blogs (if possible), for our own sanity and hers.

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    2. Only people like you would miss her.

      That is the difference between a conservative and a liberal.

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    3. If Kristy were banned from the blogs what else would she have to live for? The Palins have already banned her. She has no place else to go. This is her home. A place where her existence is acknowledged.

      I believe banning her is tantamount to slashing her wrists.

      She´s your problem now.

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    4. This blog exists merely for the purpose of Troll-poking, so if the troll were vanquished or banned there'd be no reason for SPASH to post.

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    5. Anonymous January 16, 2013 at 12:06 PM
      "This blog exists merely for the purpose of Troll-poking, so if the troll were vanquished or banned there'd be no reason for SPASH to post."

      Your statement is completely wrong. Troll poking is NOT the purpose here, it is simply a guilty pleasure for some of the blog readers. The owner of the website actually believes in the 1st amendment, unlike Sarah Palin, who bans numerous voices from being heard.

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    6. Well, I do acknowledge that I wouldn't miss the troll if she were gone. I'm pretty sure that nobody would. That's probably her problem.

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  9. Did anyone else read the book GOOGLEBOMB? What is most hilarious is that this troll helps all the blogs she posts on because then they can legally claim that their comments reflect both sides of a given issue. She thinks she's helping the Palins but she's helping the "liberal" blog owners every single time she posts. Post on, troll! You're helping our side.

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  10. Can't ever run for office AGAIN. Isn't that RIGHT, Sarah?

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    1. Of course she can't run for office again, either here or most likely any state in the union. So why keep beating a dead horse? She's done, muted, spayed, made irrelevant and dead to all but those who either post seeking more info on past deeds or those wanting to poke trolls.

      Sarah Palin is history as a politician and even now as a pundit. I know that Babygate freaks people out and they desire answers but that might not happen any time soon. We might find out, eventually, whose womb Trig came from but for the time being isn't it enough to know that there is no Palin threat politically, or even through the media? Isn't this what many were waiting for?

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    2. @5:58
      Why do you even care why other people are here? Everyone has his/her own reasons. If it annoys you, go elsewhere.

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    3. Those who forget history (or in this case, sweep under the rug the events and people who brought Sarah Palin so close to the White House) are doomed to repeat it with some other no-nothing cardboard cutout.

      Sarah Palin needs to be exposed completely and, with her, her enablers and supporters (past and present).

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  11. 5:58 PM Sarah and her Family of Morons 'Beat A Dead Horse' for 5 years, so why didn't you advise them to BACK OFF? They deserve all of the negative criticism that they are getting. They have 'FLEECED' their weak minded Donors of Sarahpac with no remorse. Sarah has even enlisted her Non-Family Values brother Creepy Chuckie Jr to continue begging for more funds for Personal Use. What the Palins/ Heaths are doing is Criminal.

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    1. Yes, and as in the post above, SPHASH is right to keep them front and center. They are chameleons of the highest order. God SCHMOD and I'm a Christian!

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  12. Can't run marathons
    Can't be pregnant for 5/6 weeks.
    Can't understand basic American History.
    Can't go to the rnc.lol

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  13. Palin is vindictive and deceitful. She is obsessed with the Obama family and I believe she has mental problems. After reading the book Game Change I am convinced she is bi-polar. I am so glad she is out of the public eye, that 90% of Americans finally see what thos family is all about---money. Good riddance.

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