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Friday, July 17, 2015

From page 146 of The Rogue

One former houseguest says Sarah's aversion to intimacy was so extreme that she didn't even like to think about other people having sex.  "I get real dry in the winter," the houseguest tells me, "so I keep a bottle of baby oil by the bed.  I'll come out of the shower, put it on, and go to bed.  One day, when we're staying at the Wasilla Lake house, Todd says, "I gotta talk to you guys.  Sarah's pissed.  She found that big bottle of baby oil in your bedroom and she knows you guys are rubbin' on it yourselves and havin' sex.  My husband was like "She uses it on her skin, dude.  But Todd says, 'Sarah wants you out.  She's really upset thinkin' you're in there havin' sex with baby oil.'  We left.  We went to a hotel.  Sarah dresses hot and acts hot in public, so you'd think she'd probably be pretty hot in bed, but that's all just part of the show."

8 comments:

  1. Likely tied to the consistent rumors of $arah being a victim of abuse when she was a child

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  2. What a nut job! I can't imagine confronting friends, who are supposed to be guests in my home, over what they do as a married couple in the bedroom! I'm not the least bit surprised to hear about Sarah's aversion to sex. What a phony, dresses like a cheap whore, but acts all virginal.

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  3. Lordy, I very much doubt that Sarah Palin has any aversion to "intimacy". She was just jealous that other people were having wild sex. No other woman wanted Todd Palin's famous tiny two-tone penis so he was free to marry Sarah on the quiet and give her baby a name and a father. Nobody wanted either of them so they ended up together, it's simple. Probably nobody still wants either of them, especially not each other.

    The reason why Sarah Palin dresses like a prostitute is something else altogether.

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  4. Sarah's response is textbook for someone who has been sexually assaulted.

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  5. BTW, who the hell uses baby oil for sex?

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  6. Just get her some good psychotherapy. Does no one care enough to get her some help???

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  7. Back in my day, a woman who acted as Sarah does would be called a "prick tease." All show and no go. I suspect Sarah can't let go of her need to control everything around her, including surrendering to sex. But sex sells, as Todd knows. To the Palins, sex is a weapon to be used to control others. Just ask Shailey. No, I think Sarah is frigid but loves the attention she gets when she acts "sexy."

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  8. Gee, when we have guests over, I want them to feel at home, I leave fresh flowers, candles, different trial sizes of soaps, lotions, and bath salts, Line the drawers and put fresh sachets in them. Leave bathrobes in baskets with loofa sponges, leave sets of clean linens, towels, etc. And show them how to operate the washer and dryer, so they don't have to feel "put off" nor uncomfortable leaving soiled sheets and mattress pads behind.
    Whomever these people were probably read her book, but already knew what a vile person their "hostess" was. Todd probably was a more gracious host. He left used condoms and moist towelettes in baggies on the nightstand, amirite????

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