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Friday, August 28, 2015

Wonkette's brilliant takedown of Brancy

From Wonkette

Bristol Palin’s ghostblogger has a real important question, you guys:

Remember when my mom put a jet on eBay to save Alaska much-needed money?

Well, yes, we remember how she listed it on eBay, and also how nobody bought it on eBay, but go on:

Yet, SHE is the one that the media tends to skewer, not the President who is spending our taxes on his many many rounds of golf while the nation struggles under the weight of government waste and fraud.

Recidivist sex sinner Bristol “read” about how President Obama has spent 1100 hours of his presidency playing golf, and now she is OUTRAGED! about it, though of course not in a “politics of outrage” way, because she hates when people do that. But this is different and important and “infuriating!”

So let’s do this quick-like, shall we?

A) While the president has spent about 46 days of his two-term presidency golfing, he has spent most of his time in office working, unlike some presidents named Republican President, who spent years — literally, YEARS — vacaying at their ranches, clearing brush, and ignoring important memos.

(2) Even the king of vacationing while president, George W. Bush, says this obsession with Obama’s time on the links is idiotical.

Third: Bristol, honey, your mom QUIT HER JOB right in the middle of doing it, sort of, and then she quit, like, OH ALL OF THE “JOBS” after that, and she even quit her bus tour, when all she had to do was sit on her ass, in a bus, and sometimes stop to wave at the people, that’s all she had to do and she couldn’t even do that, Jesus H.!

Also, your mom is a dumb. A super real dumb. Like, dumb dumb. So many kinds of dumb. And she raised a dumb daughter, also too, who is too dumb to know how all of these babies keep ending up inside of her, when she keeps saving herself again and again.

Everyone knows Mama Grrrrrrrizly is a dumb, even conservatives understand this now. Take it up with them.

1100 hours equals to 46 days, President Obama has been in office for 2411 days so he has only spent 1% of his time in office golfing!

Now let's take a look at Dumbya.  He took 407 days of vacation compared to President Obama who has only take 164 as of December 22, 2014.


  1. They are both too dumb to realize they're dumb. If they had half a brain between them they would know to STFU!

  2. So Bristol, how's the babysitting going? Are you getting those three kids' lunches packed, shoes tied, and their hair brushed in time to get them to school? Oh, and then you have to drive to Anchorage for your job, right? So who picks up the kids from school? Who gets them dinner, makes sure they do their homework, bathes them, reads to them, and gets them into bed? You? Willow? Track? Todd? Since Sarah is down in San Diego pretending to be a TV news host again, someone must be in charge of the school age kids. I admit, I wouldn't leave you in charge of my cat for a week, let alone my grandkids, but Sarah has never been super concerned about Trig anyway. So I'm sure if you mash up the peas and carrots, and turn the hot dogs into mush, he'll be fine. Remember, kids need 10-12 hours of sleep, so no dragging them to birthday parties at midnight. No drinking (besides, you're supposedly expecting a disappointed blessing soon!) and turn off the TV and read to them! I know, dear, this sound like hard work. Maybe Nancy can come up to Alaska and help you out. AT least the kids could say their prayers before bed...maybe they can ask God for a real mother?

    1. Great summation, and I'll bet if one asked Bristol to repeat anything she "said" on her blog, she'd hem and haw like a little kid caught in a lie.

  3. LevidumpedthepalinsAugust 28, 2015 at 11:25 AM

    "Yet, SHE is the one that the media tends to skewer,,,,"

    Not anymore. Except for lols, the LSM has pretty much ignored her for quite awhile. Yet Sarah clings to her "governor" title and the memories of when she was flavor of the month in the media. It's sad how she makes a big deal whenever someone, anyone, is still willing to have their photo taken with her.

    Hard to believe there was a time when people paid to have their photos taken with her.


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