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Monday, September 28, 2015

Brancy again opens her maw about a topic she doesn't know shit about

From Cosmo

Sarah Palin's daughter Bristol Palin published a brain fart of a blog post Monday in which she wondered,  "What's the Difference Between Hillary Clinton and Anna Duggar?"

Palin isn't trolling us. This is a sincere question that has her so flummoxed that she's looking to you, dear reader, for an answer. Here's the entire post:

Why are people so looking down on Anna Duggar for choosing what she thinks is best for her family, when Hillary Clinton stuck by her man? 

Please tell me what is the difference? 

I don't understand why Anna is receiving so much criticism (where our opinions are really not needed). I was only 7 or 8 when Bill Clinton's sexual affairs were being made public, so I don't remember much about it. But it certainly seems like Hillary was empowered by her decision to stick by Bill, wasn't she? 

What is the difference? Is it Anna's evangelical Christian faith?

Hillary Clinton and Anna Duggar have both stood by cheating husbands, you see, so why are we harsh on one woman and not the other? First of all, plenty of people called Hillary an enabler during and after the scandal, but it's been over 20 years and, you know, a few other things have happened in the Clintons' lives since 1992 so we're not talking about it all that much. The other big difference, of course, is that Bill Clinton had an extramarital affair with another woman, while Josh Duggar — who, yes, has admitted to having dating accounts on Ashley Madison and OkCupid — also allegedly molested five children, including two of his siblings. 

Few things are quite as unambiguously horrible as child molestation, so I hope this explanation helps Palin figure out her answer. 

Butthole (yes I know it's Nancy French doing the "writing" but Butthole Palin's name is on it) you really need to shut up.  Bill Clinton is not a child molester, but Josh Duggar is.


  1. Why yes Bristol it's Anna's evangelical faith. Now sit down and shut the fuck up you ignorant slut.

  2. Gee whiz. I don't recall anyone bringing up Anna's 'cult,' but now that you mention it....Hillary Clinton has a law degree, loads of job experience, and had one child. Anna Duggar was home schooled, has no skills other than popping out children (sound familiar, Bris) and really has no choice but to run home to her parents, her inlays, or stick it out with a cold molestor who ALSO cheated on her with prostitutes. I'm not surprised Bristol can't see the difference. After all, both women have vaginas, but really, Bristol, this is dumb even for you.

  3. Bill Clinton had an extra-marital affair that, according to all evidence, did not involve sexual relations -- just an occasional BJ -- with a consenting adult woman.

    Josh got it on several times with a porn actress/prostitute, thereby exposing himself and his wife to sexually-transmitted diseases -- much as Bristol is doing by engaging in group sex with Maria Lupas and her Johns.

    Josh trolled a known "cheating website" for sex during the times his wife was pregnant.

    Josh molested his little sisters over and over and over.

    Josh held himself out as a model for the rest of us to emulate. Bill went his way, didn't try to tell the rest of us how to live.

    I'm not making any excuses for Bill -- he's goddam lucky Hillary didn't do a Lorena Bobbitt on him.

    Josh's pedophilia and multiple instances of sex outside his marriage make Slick Willy look like a faithful husband.

  4. Care to address your parents' extra-marital affairs, Brissy?
    Brad Hanson? Shailey Tripp? Of course you can't see the difference.
    You hailed from a family of diddlers yourself.

  5. The difference dear Brancy, is that Bill and Hillary never tried to profit off their moral superiority with the teevee machine. It took the Star investigators YEARS to find SOMETHING, ANYTHING remotely "wrong" with the Clintons. It wouldn't take 5 minutes to find something illicit about your "mom".

    1. Any of 'em, all of 'em, including Nancy French. I abhor the hypocrisy.

    2. The Palins have taken projection to an art form.

  6. It is hard not to see Josh Duggar's molestation of his sisters as incestuous but I suppose to commentators from the Deep South, a virgin was a girl who could run faster than her brother, which might explain the Rev Huckabee's condoning his behaviour.

  7. Bristol whining about something she doesn't know shit about?

    For Dog's sake, that could be anything at all, except for maybe how to wheedle money out of $arah, how to fight with her family, or how to find trial daddys.

    And we all know how much Brancy knows about abstinence, seeing she's had two babies out of wedlock.
    A mulligan on this reflects on $arah the Bitch, since no one taught Bristol anything about birth control.
    obviously no one gave Bristol any

  8. Looking at her stupid face makes me want to punch her so hard after what she did to that guy at the party.


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