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Wednesday, April 27, 2016

Sarah Palin you are no Jay Leno



From Sarah's Fecebook page

Enjoy this viral email a friend just sent me:

Subject: Why Did The Chicken Cross the Road?

DONALD TRUMP: We will build a big wall to keep illegal chickens from crossing the road. We will have a door for legal chickens.

JOHN KERRY: We will trust the chicken to tell us whether it crossed the road or not.

CHRIS CHRISTIE: We need to waterboard that chicken to find out why it crossed the road.

RAND PAUL: It's none of our business why the chicken crossed the road.

NANCY PELOSI: We will have to wait until the chicken crosses the road to see what it says.

CARLY FIORINA: Hillary Clinton lied about why the chicken crossed the road.

BRIAN WILLIAMS: I crossed the road with the chicken

BEN CARSON: This isn't brain surgery... It wanted grain.

SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he's a maverick!

BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs. Period.

HILLARY CLINTON: What difference does it make why the chicken crossed the road?

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or against us. There is no middle ground here.

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.

BERNIE SANDERS: That little chicken will pay 80% income taxes no matter what side of the road it's on. He's got to help finance free college even for those that just want a four year vacation.

AL GORE: I invented the chicken.

AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white?

Sorry Sarah you are no comedian.  But you are a chicken.

10 comments:

  1. She's no "Judge Judy," either.

    On the other hand, she could do a remake of "The Three Stooges" all by herself.

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  2. Hi SPHASH! She's too fuckin' stupid to realize that everyone is laughing AT her, not WITH her! Her 15 minutes of "rootin' tootin', you betcha", folksy schtick was over 8 years ago! There is NO room on the world stage for idiots like her. Diplomacy and protocol prevail, not "I'll get back to ya". No wonder the vast majority of intelligent Americans are embarrassed by the global perception of their nation. Stupid bitch!

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  3. That picture of the Wasilla Idiot is way to old, she looks like her mother now, see link

    http://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/sarah_big_announce_720.png

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  4. What's with the old bat's silence of late?
    Did Manafort tell her to sit down and shut up?

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  5. The chicken crossed the road to avoid being attacked by her drunk, drugged, suicidal boyfriend.

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  6. When is tiny Sarah going to pop up again with her regurgitated RW lies? Her latest posting doesn't include any self righteous scolding or Obama bashing. Is the peawit sprawled on the floor in a non communicative state because the 'Palin Rules' show idea elicited no interest? The queen doesn't take rejection easily.

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  7. No idea why she posted this stupid sh*t, but quite telling to me that $HE is made to say 'the chicken... HE...'! $he does not even realize that a chicken is female, and the male of that species is called a 'cock'...

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  8. SPHASH, she made an appearance on late-night TV within the last year (I do not remember which show). She tried to act funny with the usual bumper-sticker schtick, but the audience did not buy it. Her "yuk-yuks" were met with deadpan silence, just like the IA gig in January left the audience and The Donald shell-shocked!. She fuckin' knew she bombed big-time; she sure was quite nervous about it!

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  9. SPHASH: she ain't no chicken, but all of chickenSH*T!

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  10. Why did the squawking Sarah Palin cross the road? She needed attention and she pooped out some of her chicken shit clucks.

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