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Saturday, June 25, 2016

Jordan and Track's bun in the oven is a boy


From Immoral Minority

So a little bird told me that Track's newest baby mama is expecting a boy.

That's right another Palin male is about to enter the world (I imagine Wasilla shudders in anticipation.)

Track and Jordan are currently cohabiting somewhere in Wasilla (Probably that same house next to the 'rents that Track has been living in since he returned from his time cementing Sarah's "Mother of combat veteran" credibility.), and no I don't know when the big wedding is supposed to take place, but likely after yet another Palin baby is born out of wedlock.

After all that's how they do it in the 'Silla.

(P.S. If your immediate assumption is that this story comes from the Johnstons, you should probably know that I have a number of sources in the Valley. And trying to shut down one source, does not shut down all sources.)

I feel so sorry for Cletus the Fetus, that's his name until he pops out, that will also be the name of all future Palin fetuses.

Let's make up names for Cletus when he arrives.  How about Curtis Kyle Menard Palin?

18 comments:

  1. Ya know, Mr. G., insulting every mother who had a baby "out of wedlock" is just as unnecessary as calling Bernie and his supporters nasty names. You're turning into quite the bitch. And boy, does "wedlock" accurately describe the condition of being married. To some of us. To a lot of us. Actually, I don't care for any of this baby mocking stuff. No matter who writes it.

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    1. Actually, I don't care for any of this haunting blogs to complain about them stuff. No matter who writes it.

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    2. Ya know, ya big stupid-head, you're calling SPHASH "Mr. G", and that's just, you know, SPECIAL. Did Tri-G help you write your screed?

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    3. Anos @ 2:34 and 5:59: If you are so peeved with 'these kinds of blogs', then WHY ARE YOU HERE??? Nobody forces you to be here. And if you *are* kinda forced to be here, trolling, because you get paid for it, well, then buttercup: SUCK IT UP or STFU!

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    4. Hey 8:33 AM It was the bully little Gryphie that wrote the post - SPHASH merely reposted it. "Ya know, ya big stupid-head, that's just, you know, SPECIAL." Why don't you wander on back to IM where bullying is encouraged by the blogger. Over here we all try to be more respectful of one another.

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    5. If this family did not present themselves as some holier than thou Christians we would not care. However, when Sarah Palin evokes God, makes money writing a books of 'devotionals' based on her fabulous vibrant conservative Christian lifestyle, and has yet to have ONE grandkid born to parents who are married, (not to mention Sarah herself and Track were both conceived out of wedlock) we do have the right to call them out. Every time.

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    6. @2:34 AM If I remember correctly, Gryphen's mother gave birth to him at 15 (by his own words). I would assume she was pregnant before she got married. That man sure has hypocritical tendencies. And on one of his posts today he makes a remark about "Hey maybe he and Randy Bundy can share a bunk? Seems cozy in a Brokeback Mountain sort of way." Says the man with a gay daughter, but he doesn't stop to think how she would feel about that remark. As Gryphen would say while lecturing others about their parenting, "Now that's child abuse." So, it bears repeating, that man sure has hypocritical tendencies.

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    7. Anonymous 11:23 is spot on. Gryphen is a bullying hypocrite and so is SPHASH. If either were truly concerned with informing people of the dangers of Sarah Oalin and her ilk, they wouldn't post trash like this. You can't criticize Trump for bad retweets when you turn around and copy some bullshit IM post. Mocking children of any age is low class.

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    8. 2:34, 5:59, 11:23, 4:48........

      Sarah? Bristol? Toad? Dumkota? IS THAT YOU AGAIN? Fuck off!

      Don't you know that you can just stay away from these sights and your blood pressure would go down? Oh, that's right.....not a one of you has a brain.

      The stupidity of the Palin family is so predictable.

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    9. aloha43, So anyone with a different opinion from yours doesn't have a brain? Now that's Gryphen thinking in a nut shell. Thanks for helping us make our case. BTW, you can stay away from here too if my opinion bothers you that much. Also, smartypants, they aren't web "sights," they're web sites.

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  2. Does the Palin family rutting season never end? FGS they breed like wild animals. Two of the most fucked-up people in Alaska found each other and now will proceed to make an innocent child suffer for it. Fuck them both, I hope they're miserable.

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  3. I think they should name him
    Brexit Menard Palin.

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  4. Both Track and Jordan are said to have a sense of humor. Plus they may really want to honor their baby's family. I can see them naming the boy Menard. Curtis or any part of his paternal family.

    Plus what a great thing for Track. He must have a pile of built up resentment and anger. He may feel less likely to want to beat Todd up. And the anger and hate they say he has toward Sarah would be lessened some.

    It would be smart and a relief for him to be able to express himself in that way. He would also be able to honor someone that loved and cared about him. A reminder of who he is and that somewhere inside he does have what it takes to stand up for the good.

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    1. If they have a sense of humor, then I would think the baby's name should be Nike Curtis Palin (track meet + air Jordan = Nike)

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    2. A sense of humor? About abuse, drunkeness, PTSD, guns everywhere? Will they be laughing when someone in the household is shot next time Track goes on one of his benders?

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  5. Can anyone explain to me why and how it is that Jordan's very wealthy, connected, educated, allegedly close and near and dear to all her friends... how is it none of those very loving capable people were never able to intervene for Jordan?

    The terror she lived would have been an incentive if they didn't get it together before it came to that.

    It could have happened long before she got knocked up. It is not too late now. They certainly have more incentive now she has a bun in the oven. They would not only be saving Jordan, they must have love and an incentive to protect and do right for the baby.

    If it was the neighbors baby, what would they do? Wait for PTSD assault weapon terrorist to blow up the baby and mother?

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  6. What about Wham Bam Pow Palin?

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  7. Jordan is funny. I vote for Maytag Menard Loewe, I would skip the Palin name. Jordan may like her step father better, she can use his name or her mother's name.
    https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/7d/56/ad/7d56ad878c2161b4f223e8424b2c3da8.jpg

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