Saturday, June 25, 2016
Jordan and Track's bun in the oven is a boy
From Immoral Minority
So a little bird told me that Track's newest baby mama is expecting a boy.
That's right another Palin male is about to enter the world (I imagine Wasilla shudders in anticipation.)
Track and Jordan are currently cohabiting somewhere in Wasilla (Probably that same house next to the 'rents that Track has been living in since he returned from his time cementing Sarah's "Mother of combat veteran" credibility.), and no I don't know when the big wedding is supposed to take place, but likely after yet another Palin baby is born out of wedlock.
After all that's how they do it in the 'Silla.
(P.S. If your immediate assumption is that this story comes from the Johnstons, you should probably know that I have a number of sources in the Valley. And trying to shut down one source, does not shut down all sources.)
I feel so sorry for Cletus the Fetus, that's his name until he pops out, that will also be the name of all future Palin fetuses.
Let's make up names for Cletus when he arrives. How about Curtis Kyle Menard Palin?