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Thursday, September 1, 2016

Did Sarah Palin get beat up?

From Sarah's Fecebook page

Leave Hillary Alone, Bullies

Aww, c'mon guys, give her a break. Anyone can be out of commission.... for weeks on end... whilst in the heat of battle for the highest office in the land. No press conferences for nearly a year? No scheduled campaign events for days upon days? No statements, no answers, no accountability, no problem. Layin' low to run out the clock before November, but you're SEXIST for noticing it.

And you're MISOGYNIST for questioning a female's fitness. Good thing media didn't hound the crap out of '08 candidate John McCain for his decades-old military medical records or I'd guess them to be hypocrites.

Leave Hillary alone! All that email-evidenced yoga, and wedding planning, and cookie-baking-grandma-duty wears you out. Believe you me.

Heck, even those of us claiming to be fit as a (seasoned?) fiddle, hit bumps in the wellness road. Even I. Especially I. (Remember Piper's middle name is "Grace"; mine isn't.)

Rock-running recently, I tripped over my own two feet and crashed & burned face-first. I recovered with the doc's SuperGlue, and now any man who asks "what happened?" I'll refer to as just a mean ol' SEXIST bully.

Glad for Hillary's protective media's precedence. The next woman running for POTUS has no need to answer to much of anything, for we've got weddings to plan, and Down Dogs to do, and cookies in the oven! So just leave us alone, boys.

- Sarah Palin
http://www.breitbart.com/…/physician-strangely-silent-main…/
http://www.foxnews.com/…/wheres-hillary-clinton-off-campaig…
http://www.breitbart.com/…/hiding-hillary-day-263-reince-c…/

Of course the above is sarcasm.  Skanky posted pics of her "injuries"






We all know she doesn't exercise.  So who took a swing at her and succeeded?

Todd?

Willow?

Track?

Jordan?

Piper?

Trig?

Tripp?

Bristol?

Britta?

10 comments:

  1. My bet is she was shit-faced drunk and fell.

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  2. Trig's teeth finally came through.

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  3. Oh Sarah, embrace your wounds.... Just how uncoordinated are you? Grow up.

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  4. Weddings to plan?

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  5. i SAY SHE JUST SAVED THE ICE BOX FROM ANOTHER CAN

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  6. It was Hillary that smacked her, dontcha know?

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  7. It's too bad she wasn't knocked out. It continues to amaze me how she always tried to spin the narrative. I don't think one person believes she was actually running, kinda like Todd's beat down. Keep beating each other up Palins.

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  8. If you bump your head and it bleeds do you immediately take a picture of the dried blood that dripped down near your eye or do you get a wash cloth and clean it off? She is a strange person.

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  9. The supposed bruise looks like eye shadow. They forgot to blend the edges on the nose side of her lid.

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